thecolorplaid:

i’m here to plant apples and fuck bitches

and i’m all out of apples

(via twigbitchlaracroft)

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via twigbitchlaracroft)